Why the world does not revolve around baby boomers

Young people keep telling us that baby boomers are a selfish lot who always want their own way and think the world revolves around them. What rot! The world is not designed around baby boomers at all.

If it were, mobile phones would have 27 inch TV screens and typewriter keyboards so we could see what we’re dialing.

No one would have to put their glasses on to dial a number.

Computers would not ask you stupid questions that only computer geeks could understand. You would not be required to connect to the internet to find out why your internet isn’t working.

If it was all about baby boomers, nothing would have a remote control. All entertainment equipment would have big knobs and levers with their function clearly marked in courier 18 pt.

Rap music would not exist. Period.

The pubic area would not be seen in low riding jeans. Ever.

1 Comment(s)

  1. And the miniscule directions that mouse eyes couldn’t read wouldn’t be attached to every electronics project that I want to give a go.
    Bo.


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